Check out how I’m spending my Friday night!! 😮😮😮

😮 I called 911 on these drunk (and/or high) fuckers tonight. They crashed into the curb on the road in front of my home— they hopped the curb, took flight and blew out their front passenger tire.

We get a TON of drunks taking this sharp turn WAY too fast— this is not the first vehicle to wreck here.

Their vehicle was dangerously broken down right in the middle of the road— their vehicle could easily cause ANOTHER wreck sitting there like that!

⭐️ RESULTS SO FAR:

✅ Police Officers 👮‍♀️ arrived on the scene and are checking out the situation.

✅ Looks like 2 arrests so far (man and a woman)

✅ Second team of Police Officers 👮‍♀️👮‍♀️ just came to check out the fuckery.

✅ Police are searching the assholes’ vehicle and surrounding area (in case they tossed their shit).

✅ WHOA!! Third team of Police Officers 👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️ just arrived on the scene!!

⭐️ UPDATE AS OF 1:01am:

✅ One of the Police Officers 👮‍♀️ on the scene called me to get details of the fuckery. The Officer said the 2 assholes were currently being tested for intoxication. He said he’d call me back if he needed more information.

✅ Tow truck just arrived to haul off the assholes’ vehicle. #confiscationtime

⭐️ Tonight’s Takeaways:

✅ Glad I listened to my intuition and called 911!!

✅ Glad to get these assholes off the road, so they don’t kill anybody (or themselves).

✅ I’m glad I’m on the other side of this fence.

✅ I’m damn grateful I’m sober— I don’t have to ever deal with dis kinda fuckery anymore.

✅ These pretzels 🥨 are good— I’m enjoying the show.

I used to be these assholes— so grateful I’m not a dickhead drunk anymore— praise Jesus. 🙏🙏🙏

And let’s hope that there aren’t any kids in their car— it doesn’t look like it.