HOW DO I KNOW IF I’M AN
ALCOHOLIC?
Has alcohol enhanced your life in any of these ways?
Do you FEEL like a piece of shit?
Do you LOOK like a piece of shit?
Do you SMELL like a piece of shit?
If you answered “YES” to any of these, then YES, all signs point to YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC.
WHAT ARE SOME OF THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ALCOHOLIC?
Ohhhh, let’s see……here are some lovely perks of being an active alcoholic:
Blackouts
Being a piece of shit human being
Lost relationships
ZERO relationships
Excessively missing work
No work– you got fired because of your drinking– OR – you QUIT before they were about to fire you.
Driving drunk
You crave alcohol like a biznatch.
You are a shitty parent and your kid(s) think you’re the devil.
You’re on marriage #7 and you frequently wet the bed.
Your soul is black.
IS IT NORMAL TO HAVE BLACKOUTS?
FUCK NO.
IS ALCOHOLISM REALLY A DISEASE?
FUCK YES. Alcoholism is a spiritual sickness. It has NOTHING to do with being weak or being strong. I have a physical and mental allergy to alcohol– meaning, if I have one drink, I’ll want another (and another and another…..) and then the mental obsession kicks in. My body will physically need alcohol, too– it’s messed up.
DO I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN GOD TO BE “CURED” FROM MY ALCOHOLISM?
FUCK NO. YOU just can’t be God.
CAN I REALLY BE AN ALCOHOLIC IF I’M YOUNG?
FUCK YES.