WELL PLAYED, FUCKERS. WELL PLAYED.

You know what’s fucking annoying as fuck??? The fact that companies don’t tell you that certain features aren’t available for FREE accounts!! MotherFUCKER! I’ve been racking my brain about getting my RSS Blog feed linked up from my website to Mailchimp and NOWHERE did I find in the fabulous Google-land that you had to PAY for this fucking feature to fucking WORK. OMG. Sooooo beyond annoyed. Wow. Way to make you spend more money!!! Both my hosting company and Mailchimp wanted more $$$ in order for this RSS Blog fee to work. I had to upgrade my dang plan on Squarespace, too! Ugh!!!…..white people problems, right? I guess they want you to fucking go crazy first and then when you’re about to spit nails, you will GLADLY pay for the upgrade. Well played, fuckers. Well played. Well, I wasn’t going to leave my laptop until I got this figured out. And fucking FINALLY I got it figured out…….$100 million dollars and 2 trips to the psych ward later. But hey, it’s all worth it.

And I just want to let you know that I stayed sober through this whole debacle. These things are EXACTLY what I’d drink over. I’d drink over stress and I’d drink over success. It really didn’t matter if I had an excuse or not. If you want something badly enough, you’ll find a way to get it. And that saying goes for sobriety, too. I don’t just sit on my ass and let sobriety “come to me”…..FUCK NO!– I DO THE FUCKING WORK. And so should you, if you want fucking fantastic results. Peace out, bitches.